US president Donald Trump put a new spin on his “sir” stories on Wednesday.
This time, the person calling him by that honorific was his own wife.
Speaking at a rally in Texas, Trump lashed out at Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico by calling him a “vegan.” Talarico is not a vegan, but Trump has repeatedly made that claim anyway. He usually mispronounces “vegan” as “vay-gun,” which is something late-night host Jimmy Kimmel mocked him for earlier this week.
Trump got it right on Wednesday, and said that was because of an intervention by first lady Melania Trump.
“My wife told me, ‘Sir, do me a favour, you have to do me just a little bit of a favour. It’s not vay-gun, it’s vegan,’” he recalled. “How the hell would I know? I like steak!”
The formal names seem to go both ways. Last year, Trump said he likes to address Melania as “first lady” because it reminds him that he’s the president.
Trump frequently tells stories in which people call him “sir,” often with tears in their eyes as they weep in his presence. He didn’t mention tears in this case.
Critics on social media, however, had some tears – of laughter – at the odd way the first lady speaks to her husband:
She calls him Sir? https://t.co/3eeQuQ5Gry
— Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) October 7, 2026Trump has now reached the stage of marriage where he's inventing conversations to prove his wife speaks to him. Does she call him “Sir” before or after sending him an invoice? https://t.co/QKHA9QAQCJ
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) October 8, 2026Now you know either:
(1) All of the “Sir” stories are fake, or
(2) Melania’s relationship with Trump is even weirder than you thought https://t.co/Gsxg4ajFmo
According to Trump his wife is a man who calls him "Sir".
Not even sure what to make of that. https://t.co/zaXQo6qCEf
Sir stories are always fake, but Melania calling him Sir is next level fake.
— Robert Lusetich (@RobertLusetich) October 7, 2026Did she have tears in her eyes?
— Master Dodsen (@DNLSHLR) October 7, 2026I love it when my wife calls me "sir." https://t.co/9DhDTSROJO
— Eric the Deep State Operative (@NotBadgers) October 8, 2026A sir story where he finally names the person, and its his fucking wife? lol https://t.co/pUM18PyNJd
— Rodger Williams (@kiddwikked) October 7, 2026The amount of cringe… https://t.co/bg7rf0krGcpic.twitter.com/3pzhBKKIq9
— MooCedes Benz (@AnewMoo) October 8, 2026Kinky https://t.co/ygq3dIJ0co
— David Clinch (@DavidClinchNews) October 7, 2026

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