London Calling Review: Tropes & Clichés Dominate This Tedious Action-Comedy

Oh, were you wondering if a film called London Calling, which takes place, in part, in London, would feature the song “London Calling,” by The Clash? It does — twice — and that’s about the only thing you need to know to get the idea that Allan Ungar’s buddy action-comedy is so packed with tropes you might find yourself rolling your eyes mere minutes into its tedious, nearly two-but-feels-like-three-hour runtime.