Democrats Demand Reparations From African American

U.S. — In a surprising policy shift, Democrats announced they were now demanding reparations from an African American. Prominent Democratic Party leaders in Washington, D.C., took to the airwaves this week, calling for immediate reparations to be paid to make amends for the repeated success of African American Elon Musk. "I love African Americans, but Mr. Musk is rich and that makes him the only bad African American," Senator Bernie Sanders said in an appearance on CNN. "He should do the right thing and give the government half of his wealth immediately! It's only fair!" Though commonly associated with making...