BREAKTIME READING: Are you tired of sleeping past 4:00 a.m.? Do you worry that your neighbors might secretly like you? Are the small children in your life becoming a little too comfortable outdoors? Kevin can help. [rooster needs new home]

0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️@BabyD1111229·2h**FREE TO A GOOD HOME: KEVIN**(I knew ya’ll need a 🤣🤣🤣)Affectionately named after the screaming bird in the Disney Movie "UP". Now accepting applications for the privilege of removing him from our property.Are you tired of sleeping past 4:00 a.m.? Do you worry that your neighbors might secretly like you? Are the small children in your life becoming a little too comfortable outdoors?Kevin can help. 🤭This premium Tractor Supply Special was sold as a “100% sexed female,” making him both a rooster and an excellent introduction to consumer fraud.Kevin comes fully equipped with:**A commercial-grade alarm system** Activates around 4:00...