'You, Me & Tuscany' Review: Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page Fall in Love in Wish Fulfillment Overload

"You, Me & Tuscany" is porn. Food porn, that is, and one wishes it were more hardcore – more risotto, more bruschetta, more polenta, puh-lease. Though it's a bad sign when a rom-com with great-looking people and lovely scenery leaves you asking, "Could you show me more food?" This faded mimeograph of rom-coms past expects us to care that directionless Anna (Halle Bailey), who gave up on a career as a chef when her mom died, lies her way into a Tuscan family's good graces, then has difficulty extracting herself from the situation because, you know, feelings. Anna almost has a . . .