The Wedding Industrial Complex: The Return of Taymerica

PROGRAMMING NOTE IS NEAR THE END OF THIS POST: Everyone thinks or is hoping that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will get married very soon – while also hedging that perhaps they're already secretly married but will host a huge wedding celebration this week – in New York City, probably but maybe not but possibly but who really knows, at Madison Square Garden. Permits have been secured. Event companies have been seen unloading equipment etc outside the venue. Every six hours there's another round of rumours – according to Page Six, Stevie Nicks and Tim McGraw will perform. There's . . .