I Thought Americans Could Handle This Simple Challenge At Chick-fil-A. I Was Wrong.

“Who’s monitoring all of this?” my dad said, immediately skeptical of the oversight on a fast food promo that pays out in ice cream cones. I get my rule-following instincts from my parents, so I knew they would be A-plus students at trying Chick-fil-A’s viral cell phone challenge at a location currently running the campaign: Towson Place, Maryland. Let the record show that I assumed my favorite boomers could breeze through a meal without checking their phones. I have since been enlightened. The concept is simple: Store your silenced cell phone in a “chicken coop” while you enjoy your Chick-fil-A...