9 Exciting Features Coming To Mamdani's City-Run Grocery Store

Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced his plan to open a $30 million city-run grocery store in the heart of New York City. While that may seem like a lot of money, this isn't your average Kroger. Take a look at the following list of amazing features the new taxpayer-funded grocery store will have: 1. Choice of two different brands of products: Have your pick between carrots or potatoes. 2. A mandatory 3-hour wait time at the register to ensure fairness across all lines: Finally, justice for all. 3. All the cashiers will be ex-cons out on work release: Checkout has never...